drewsims

Yay lets see how long I can stick to this!
Warnings: Sim Nudity (ooooh scandalous~)
Swearing
Creepy Matchmaker
General Un-Funniness on my part

So. You all remember Minako, correct? Well, if not, that's her in the skirt. And this was her first romantic prospect.
Mina: I like him.
drewsims: Maybe you should refrain from making those facial expressions, then...

Mina: Fuck this shit.
drewsims: Are you bored of the welcome wagon already? -facepalm-

Meanwhile, said welcome wagon decides that they hate eachother...

So Mina intervenes with lunch. I don't really know what she made, but whatever.

However, Abraxas refuses to sit beside Castiel, because he hates him apparently, if that slap fight has anything to go by. So he gets a new dish and sits AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE.

Mina: Ohey hair color and outfit twin lets play some chess.

I really don't remember doing that but whatever sorry. No wonder Castiel hates you... you're such a little bitch.

Although his anger may be justified... look at how attentive she is to her guests...

Later that evening Mina calls the matchmaker, because, hello, she needs a match.

That is all I have to say on that matter...

Around the same time the matchmaker shows up, this fine fella named Joseph Doogan also makes his appearance.

Lets just admire this picture for a minute...

Even though Mina seemed pretty fond of old Joey over there, I had her pay the matchmaker to see what her ~ultimate match~ would be.

Oooh the suspense...

...
dat jacket tho.

So this is how their date went. Mina played chess with Joey while red jacket guy mouth-breathed over top of them...

So I had Mina take one of the love potions she bought from the shady ass matchmaker, but both of the boys left. Sooooo... she went to bed.

The next day she hit Joey up the second she got out of bed. And he was all 'can my friend come too?' and me, being the pushover that I am, said yes. I always feel bad if I say no! =[ But guess who his mother fucking friend is???

I couldn't even believe it omg.

So Mina greeted Joey and this is what happened straight away... (Jacket was totally ignored btw)

drewsims: Did I just hear a baby jingle omg...
Mina: Heh...

So that kind of sped up the courting process a whole lot. Here they are after joey agreed to move in... although I think part of the reason Joey said yes was because she was still naked idk.

His stats, btw. Have 20 simutanious bffs?
Fuck that.

he had to get a makeover the second he moved in, of course... mrrrrowww.

And he needed to look pretty to propose you know...

Here they are getting married... o wait. They haven't caught up yet, they're still stuck on getting engaged...

That's better.

Shortly after their wedding, Joey proved how much of a badass he was by somehow managing to put the trash in the trashcan without even facing it.
Mina: I've got myself a keeper.
I'm glad that's what you look for in a potential mate.

But of course, this wedding bliss~ couldn't last forever. Mother fucking roaches...

Mina ran off to puke shortly after this, but she would like me to inform you that it was because she was having evening morning sickness and not because the bugs grossed her out because she is not that much of a sissy thank you very much.
Joey: -sprays roaches angrily-

I don't really have any thing to say about some of these, sorry.

Invisipop! Time for some maternity clothes. I think sim pregnancy is the cutest, judge me all you want.

The next morning Joey leaves for his first day as a teacher's aide because I want that bookcase goddamnit.

Meanwhile, Mina does cute domestic-type things, looking adorable in her pregnancy garb.

Oh and she got into the nature club, I guess I forgot to mention she has a garden in the back, heh?

Promotion on the first day, real smooooooth.

~~I send him off to~~ Joey decides to go study cleaning so he can hopefully get another promotion soon.

Pop! Complete with pink dust!

Someone broke the toilet...

Idk if I mentioned this before but Joey love that chess table so hard. Like, if I can't find him, this is the first place I check. At least he'll max his logic soon enough...

Cuteness Interlude~~~~~

Which doesn't last long because Mina goes into labor a few hours later at dinner.

It's a boy! Motoki Rhea, who was promptly dropped onto the floor the second after his birth because his mother wanted to finish her spaghetti I just don't know about this family.